Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A Candy Baa. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun? A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation. Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A: Merry Christmas to Ewe! Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit! Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't? A: A baaaa-boon! Q: What do you call a dancing sheep? A: A baa-lerina! Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A: A shhhheep! Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud. Q.: Where does a sheep take a bath? A: In the baaaaaaaa-th tub Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A: A shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheep Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep and a humanbeing A: A ewemenbeing Q:what do you call a sheep without legs? A: a cloud source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sheepjokes.html
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